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41. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Bonehead Bowling
Category: Gravity. Location: Cincinnati. Date: Super Bowl weekend. Brad tends to be rather wild at times. Brad was bowling. On one of his turns, he had trouble controlling the ball. Everyone froze...
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42. 2005 Personal Account: Volunteer 'Fire' Man
Before beginning this car-repair story, it's worth noting that the universal building code requires gas-fired hot-water tanks in garages to be at least 18 inches off the floor, to prevent accidental combustion of
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43. 2000 Darwin Award: Sand Surfing
At the Spring Nationals country festival in Shepparton, a celebration truck drove noisily down Main Street at a sedate pace of 5mph, with frolicking people climbed all over it. The sight of the slow-moving truck gave a re
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44. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Cats Land On All Fours
24-year-old Mike, an operator for a gravel company, did not intend to perform a death-defyiing stunt with a 40-ton construction machine. He was only trying to free a bulldozer stuck atop a 50-foot high pile of
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45. 2019 Darwin Award: Two Texans Die Trying
May their experiment be a warning to you, my friend. The Drawbridge on Black Bayou was evidentially an irresistible Friday Night challenge to Texas Man (32) and Texas Man Two (aged 23)...
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46. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: ICanSayIToldYouSo
A doctor at the University of Iowa's oral surgery clinic relayed to me the almost unbelievable story of a patient he had treated in the emergency room. As you will soon find out, it took a literal miracle to preve
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47. 1999 At-Risk Survivor: Airbag Weapons
In South Africa, car-jacking has become popular in recent years. The South African law has lenient provisions for self defence, and allows lethal action if someone's personal property is in danger. Citizens are inventive in creating martial security systems for their cars. Poison gas, acid showers,
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48. 2009 Darwin Award: Poor Decision On A Major Scale
I was a young Private in the 82nd Airborne Division. My Brigade was on its periodic training junket to Ft. Polk. One of the many items stressed at briefings before a training mission of this proportio
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49. 2008 Darwin Award: Into the Abyss
An enterprising lumberman jacked up his pickup, attached a rope to a tire rim, and the other end to a large felled tree. He put the pickup into gear, expecting the rim to act as a makeshift crank that would pull the tree up the steep embankment...
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50. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: My Father, the PhD
This is the World's Best At-Risk Survivor. Let an amused daughter tell you about her sire. 'This weekend was the final straw. Being an extremely cost-conscious person, Dad decided that putting half a can of varn
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