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11. 2019 At-Risk Survivor: My Shoes Are Melting!!
Modesto man, gas tank empty, fills a random plastic jug with gas despite specific warnings against this posted on most every gas pump...
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12. 2009 Darwin Award: Painkiller
On October 26, charges were dismissed against Lucas, 32, who six weeks earlier had pleaded guilty to knowingly violating registration required of a predatory offender. Charges were dismissed....because L
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13. 2007 Darwin Award: Timing is Everything
Indiana | Russell, 19, had a grudge against a semi truck abandoned on a rural property. And Russell was a man of action. He built a gunpowder/propane tank bomb, attached a timer, and planted it in the truck...
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14. 2008 Darwin Award: Pillar Of Strength
For several days Johannesburg office workers watched a demolition worker slowly chip away at a pillar supporting the concrete slab above him. One observer said, 'I wondered how they would drop that section.' T
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15. 2018 Darwin Award: Mind The Cone Zone
A Wanaquer man died in a vehicle fire after he drove around barricade cones and onto live power wires in Franklin Lakes morning. A good son, Anthony G. was en-route to his father's house to shovel the driveway...
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16. 2009 Darwin Award: Missed (But Not Missed By) The Bus
A 24-year-old woman was ironically successful in her attempt to catch a bus in Quebec City. Clutching a can of pop, the woman ran into a restricted area...
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17. Darwin Presents: Christmas Tales To Keep You Safe And Warm
I was helping a friend decorate her Christmas tree. A strand of lights seemed to have a short, so she took it upon herself to fix the problem. She stripped the wires in the area and spliced them...
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18. 2006 At-Risk Survivor: Loose Change
Australia | A 35-year-old man in Sydney lost some change down a stormwater drain. Who would risk his life for some pocket change? A Darwin Award nominee, of course...
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19. 2006 Darwin Award: Sudden Stop
Wisconsin | A patrol officer came to speak to a Drivers' Education class about safety. Like all such officers, he came with several cautionary tales, and the irony of this one stayed with me...
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20. 2000 Personal Account: Why I'm the Last of Nine Children
How my father nearly eliminated himself from the gene pool. My father tried various methods to eliminate himself from the gene pool. Most methods were mundane: slow suicide by tobacco, alcohol use, an
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