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21. 2010 At-Risk Survivor: Medieval Mayhem
Every summer, the Society for Creative Anachronism holds a two-week-long 'war' in rural Pennsylvania. The event attracts over 10,000 attendees so there's bound to be some potential Darwin Award winners running around...
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22. 2011 Darwin Award: Wedding Jitters
In 2004 a pre-wedding henna party was underway when an undead ghoul broke into the home of Indira Vegas, 23, a stripper in downtown Delhi. While most of the party reacted with confusion, Vegas approached the zombie
Relevance: 84.9%
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23. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Not Even Half-Baked
After an extended night shift, our heroine, a working mother, decided to stay up until the kids came home from school. Being a thoughtful mom, the tired woman groggily decided that this was the time to bake a cake.
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24. 2008 At-Risk Survivor: It's The Cure That'll Kill You
I was trying to explain the nuances necessary for a truly good Darwin Award to the E.R. personnel with whom I work since, incredibly, they had no notion of these prestigious Awards and the extraoridin
Relevance: 83.5%
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25. At-Risk Survivor: Mexican Divorce
Mexico | I was travelling in Mexico with my then wife. We were in a VW van equipped with a potty to provide for our fussy American preference for sanitation and privacy. My wife and I had been quibbling all day...
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26. 2007 Personal Account: Chivalry Rebuffed
Berkeley | I was taught by my fraternity to always lend a hand, particularly to pretty young women! One afternoon, I was drinking beer and enjoying the sunshine when when I heard the unmistakable 'thump thump, thump thump' of a flat tire...
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27. 2012 Darwin Award: Jack-In-The-Bus
The merits of this potential Darwin Award winner are solid, yet something stands in the way... Consider a bus traveling along the streets of a busy modern city such as Serra, Brazil. The bus driver, guided by instin
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