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21. 2007 Darwin Award: Stop. Look. Listen.
Florida | A woman wins two concert tickets from a local radio station. The Dave Matthews Band, live! She can't believe her luck. She invites her friend to join her, but they are in for more than a concert experience...
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22. 2010 At-Risk Survivor: Medieval Mayhem
Every summer, the Society for Creative Anachronism holds a two-week-long 'war' in rural Pennsylvania. The event attracts over 10,000 attendees so there's bound to be some potential Darwin Award winners running around...
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23. 2011 Darwin Award: Wedding Jitters
In 2004 a pre-wedding henna party was underway when an undead ghoul broke into the home of Indira Vegas, 23, a stripper in downtown Delhi. While most of the party reacted with confusion, Vegas approached the zombie
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24. 2008 At-Risk Survivor: It's The Cure That'll Kill You
I was trying to explain the nuances necessary for a truly good Darwin Award to the E.R. personnel with whom I work since, incredibly, they had no notion of these prestigious Awards and the extraoridin
Relevance: 82.4%
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25. At-Risk Survivor: Mexican Divorce
Mexico | I was travelling in Mexico with my then wife. We were in a VW van equipped with a potty to provide for our fussy American preference for sanitation and privacy. My wife and I had been quibbling all day...
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26. 2007 Personal Account: Chivalry Rebuffed
Berkeley | I was taught by my fraternity to always lend a hand, particularly to pretty young women! One afternoon, I was drinking beer and enjoying the sunshine when when I heard the unmistakable 'thump thump, thump thump' of a flat tire...
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27. 2012 Darwin Award: Jack-In-The-Bus
The merits of this potential Darwin Award winner are solid, yet something stands in the way... Consider a bus traveling along the streets of a busy modern city such as Serra, Brazil. The bus driver, guided by instin
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