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11. 2004 Personal Account: Cleaning Solution
Cleaning Solution Rochester, New York Mr. T. was a 39-year-old manager from Buffalo at a company that provides plasma to burn victims. He was also an avid snowmobiler. Early in the morning on the way to work he had p
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12. At-Risk Survivor: A Slippery Slope
UK | The seaside town at the mouth of the river Yare keeps a modern lifeboat at anchor in the harbour, but the old lifeboat shed is nearby. Its cobbled slipway descended straight into the river. The next stop is the coast of Holland...
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13. 2006 Darwin Award: High on Life
Florida | Take a deep breath! Two more candidates have thrown themselves into the running for a Darwin Award. The feet of Jason and Sara, both 21, were found protruding from a huge, deflated helium advertising balloon...
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14. 2007 Darwin Award: Weight Lift
Mexico | Jessica was working out in the gym when she realised she needed something from the floor below. Instead of picking up the phone, or just walking downstairs, she decided that the open shaft of the industrial lift was the device for her...
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15. 2008 Darwin Award: Merry Pranksters
The telephone company was replacing above-ground telephone lines with buried lines. One morning, local farmers reported a smashed-up pickup. Inside were two ranch hands last seen heading home after last call...
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16. 2007 Darwin Award: Pushmi-Pullyu
Germany | Near midnight, a 49-year-old man attempted to impress his wife with his strength. He climbed over the balcony of their 7th floor flat, clung to the outside of the parapet, and began a set of pull-ups...
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17. 2007 Darwin Award: Falling in Love
South Carolina | A 21 year-old couple was found naked in the road an hour before sunrise by a passing cabbie. Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked cars...
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18. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Cap-ping Cap-pow
When I was 9 years old, a 'friend' showed me how to make a decent firecracker out of a roll of caps. Take a pin and load the caps onto it accordion-style...
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19. 2003 Personal Account: The Man with the Iron Stomach
One night, my friends and I partied all night at a discotheque. Afterwards, we went to a 'bar of the king' that was open day and night. Such bars are known for housing really bad thugs and pirate-like
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20. 2007 At-Risk Survivor: Shattered Ego
New Jersey | On a warm summer day, I was walking along the lake with a childhood friend. We reminisced about youthful summer days spent fishing on the lake. We used to put pebbles and pennies on the train tracks, and take cover as the train zoomed by and annihilated the objects...
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