Darwin Awards
Darwin Awards

Search Results 
Keywords: category=woman

Use Advanced Search to expand or limit your options.
Search: category=woman
Rank Title Size
11. At-Risk Survivor: Bed Of Embers
Tennessee | A 22-year-old man was having a Bed of Embers. John's friends needed charcoal embers, and John had the means to deliver: his trusty 1978 Chevrolet pickup truck. So he put his burning BBQ in the bed of the truck, and set off down the road...
Relevance: 89.3%
5.9 KB
12. 2007 Darwin Award: Weight Lift
Mexico | Jessica was working out in the gym when she realised she needed something from the floor below. Instead of picking up the phone, or just walking downstairs, she decided that the open shaft of the industrial lift was the device for her...
Relevance: 89.3%
5.8 KB
13. 2006 Darwin Award: High on Life
Florida | Take a deep breath! Two more candidates have thrown themselves into the running for a Darwin Award. The feet of Jason and Sara, both 21, were found protruding from a huge, deflated helium advertising balloon...
Relevance: 89.3%
6.6 KB
14. 2008 Darwin Award: Merry Pranksters
The telephone company was replacing above-ground telephone lines with buried lines. One morning, local farmers reported a smashed-up pickup. Inside were two ranch hands last seen heading home after last call...
Relevance: 87.9%
6 KB
15. 2003 Personal Account: Hot Hot Chocolate
Unfortunately, I cannot confirm whether the following individual's ability to procreate was permanently impaired after this incident, but it certainly was for a while... I was chatting with a farrier's apprentice who
Relevance: 87.9%
5.4 KB
16. 2004 Personal Account: Do-It-Yourself Bass Boat
September 2004, Arkansas My son is a rescue diver with our local sheriff's department. About two months ago, they were called out for an emergency rescue of several people who had fallen in the water, after
Relevance: 86.6%
5.4 KB
17. 2008 At-Risk Survivor: Missionary Kid
Indonesia | I was a missionary kid, 9 years old and fascinated with fireworks. My favorites was the Roman candle. One day I had a
Relevance: 86.6%
6.6 KB
18. 2007 At-Risk Survivor: Kicked the Bucket
Texas | In a world full of wonders, man invented boredom. So work time becomes play time. If you work for an arc welding company, a plastic bucket, welding materials, and a spark combine for a play date with a bang...
Relevance: 86.6%
6.3 KB
19. 2007 Darwin Award: Pushmi-Pullyu
Germany | Near midnight, a 49-year-old man attempted to impress his wife with his strength. He climbed over the balcony of their 7th floor flat, clung to the outside of the parapet, and began a set of pull-ups...
Relevance: 86.6%
6.8 KB
20. 2007 Darwin Award: Falling in Love
South Carolina | A 21 year-old couple was found naked in the road an hour before sunrise by a passing cabbie. Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked cars...
Relevance: 86.6%
7.3 KB
Jump to: [1-10][11-20][21-27]

Selected From The Darwin Awards Gift Shop @ Zazzle

Purchases Help Fund The Darwin Awards Team


Advanced Search

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend

DarwinAwards.com © 1994 - 2018