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11. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Gimpy Wendy
AUGUST 2009 | NEWS: Wendy Darwin Northcutt, writer of humorous obituaries and author of five Darwin Awards books, nearly made her own dark list when she broke her leg devising a clever way to cool the house during a
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12. 2007 Darwin Award: Weight Lift
Mexico | Jessica was working out in the gym when she realised she needed something from the floor below. Instead of picking up the phone, or just walking downstairs, she decided that the open shaft of the industrial lift was the device for her...
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13. 2017 Darwin Award: Air Strike Out
Standing on a truck on an airport runway, our Double-Darwin Award Winners Nitzia and Clarissa chose a regrettable location for a cell phone selfie...
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14. 2006 Darwin Award: High on Life
Florida | Take a deep breath! Two more candidates have thrown themselves into the running for a Darwin Award. The feet of Jason and Sara, both 21, were found protruding from a huge, deflated helium advertising balloon...
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15. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Pill Pusher
Darwin says, 'I asked for medical submissions, and have greatly enjoyed the responses!' My husband worked at a small, busy rural pharmacy. His customers were hard-working, simple people. Early one morning he dispensed a
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16. 2007 Darwin Award: Falling in Love
South Carolina | A 21 year-old couple was found naked in the road an hour before sunrise by a passing cabbie. Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked cars...
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17. 2016 At-Risk Survivor: Rivers Go In Circles, Right?
Stupidity doesn't get worse than this. Three bikini-clad women were stranded on the banks of the Muskegon River with no food, no shelter, no clothing, when a river tubing excursion went 'Naked and Afraid.'
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18. 2009 Darwin Award: Double Dip
Greensboro, NC, was inundated with four inches of rain in two hours but Rosanne, 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store nearby where she 'possibly had a beer' before heading home...
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19. 2008 Darwin Award: Chemistry Went To Her Head
Bulgaria | A biology teacher was driving two friends home from a memorial service. Suddenly bystanders saw all three occupants dash from the car to a nearby manhole, and start pouring down liquids and powders from various bottles and jars...
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20. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Not Even Half-Baked
After an extended night shift, our heroine, a working mother, decided to stay up until the kids came home from school. Being a thoughtful mom, the tired woman groggily decided that this was the time to bake a cake.
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