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1. 2008 Darwin Award: A Screw Loose
A contract worker was hired to install reinforcement bars on a communications tower near Camp Bullis. He was wielding power tools high above the ground, when two other workers saw him lean back and fall 225 feet to hi
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2. At-Risk Survivor: Science: Patents Amok
Patents Amok: At-Risk Survivor to a Broken System! The patent process has run amok. 'Discoveries [...] that would benefit the public [...] could be thwarted by an increasingly compex intellectual prperty regime,' reported
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3. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: A Drilliant Idea
A Spokane man with a spray paint can learned the wrong way to get around a clogged nozzle. Fire officials say the man used a cordless drill to penetrate the pressurized can...
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4. At-Risk Survivor: Stormwater Surfer
Australia | A 25-year-old Brisbane man came frightfully close to literally sucking himself down the drain of the gene pool. When flash floods turned Brisbane streets into raging rivers, he thought it would be fun to catch a wave on his surfboard...
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5. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: A Clear Lesson
I was catching up with a friend over dinner when she recieved a phone call from her college roommate, who had called to relate the following story. When the roommate was younger she accidentally ran right through the
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6. 2007 Darwin Award: Timing is Everything
Indiana | Russell, 19, had a grudge against a semi truck abandoned on a rural property. And Russell was a man of action. He built a gunpowder/propane tank bomb, attached a timer, and planted it in the truck...
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7. 2008 Darwin Award: Going to Seed
Darren was dumb even for a junkie. But what he lacked in IQ he made for up in creativity. In the supermarket, he notice a bag labeled 'Birdseed 100% Poppy Seed.' Poppy Seed = Opium! He figured he was onto something good...
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8. 2009 Darwin Award: Race To The Bottooommm
Jake reached the summit of Saddle Mountain on Saturday afternoon, and then and there he informed his friends that he had planned a controlled slide down the cliff face. He would meet up with them in the parki
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9. 2007 Darwin Award: Elephants Press Back
India | Increased mining and heavy rains in southeast India have unsettled the wildife. In recent months, migrating elephants have killed eleven people in southeast India. A team of four journalists decided to interview this herd of rogue elephants...
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10. 2009 Darwin Award: Sparkleberry Lane
Interesting Disguise Idea Two disguised men entered the Sprint store on Sparkleberry Lane, pulled out guns, and stole wallets, purses, and credit cards before ordering the employees into a bathroom. Both men fled,
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