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11. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Popsicle
In the mid-eighties my father sailed on the research ship Regina Maris to study whale populations in Greenland. One night he noticed there were a lot of icebergs floating by the boat. Icebergs! After drinking
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12. At-Risk Survivor: A Slippery Slope
UK | The seaside town at the mouth of the river Yare keeps a modern lifeboat at anchor in the harbour, but the old lifeboat shed is nearby. Its cobbled slipway descended straight into the river. The next stop is the coast of Holland...
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13. 2018 Darwin Award: Booze Cruise Loser
Boston friends fondly confess that there ARE Boston Harbor Booze Cruises. It's a thing. But for Aaron D., it's a thing of the past. Join me in mourning the colossal misjudgment that doomed this 21-year-old spark of light.
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14. 2009 Darwin Award: Double Dip
Greensboro, NC, was inundated with four inches of rain in two hours but Rosanne, 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store nearby where she 'possibly had a beer' before heading home...
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15. 2016 At-Risk Survivor: Rivers Go In Circles, Right?
Stupidity doesn't get worse than this. Three bikini-clad women were stranded on the banks of the Muskegon River with no food, no shelter, no clothing, when a river tubing excursion went 'Naked and Afraid.'
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16. 2006 Personal Account: Hook, Line, and Sinker
Denmark | Exhilarated by the freedom a new license allowed, a young man borrowed a car from his uncle and took his cousin out for a spin. This particular winter was so cold that Ketting Bay froze over...
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17. 2018 Darwin Award: Dead On Valentines Day
A 19-year-old and his soon-to-be-ex were walking along the beautiful Havel River, quarreling. The frustrated man suddenly shoved the woman into the icy river! She could swim, he could not...
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18. 2010 At-Risk Survivor: Alligator River
The East Alligator River in the Northern Territory is crossed at Cahill's Crossing. The river also has two boat ramps, one upstream and one downstrean of Cahill's Crossing. Several years ago a Euro tourist
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19. 2016 Darwin Award: Soaked To The Bone In Yellowstone
Colin Scott, 23, was enjoying a graduation vacation at Yellowstone when the beautiful hot springs reminded him that he could use a good soak! But 'hot-potting' is banned because you will die...
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20. 2014 Darwin Award: Anchorman
18-year-old Chance Werner had recently graduated from high school and on the early hours of Sunday morning he was at Lake Allatoona celebrating with friends by playing the Shopping Cart Game...
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