| Rank |
Title |
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| 1. |
2000 Darwin Award: Fantastic Plastic Lover
A husband who frequently asked his wife to cover his nose and mouth with her nightie during lovemaking, decided to add a plastic bag to his repertoire of solo sex tools. Martin, 34, pulled a plastic bag over hi
Relevance: 100% |
4.9 KB |
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1999 Darwin Award: Liposuction Tragedy
David, a 44-year-old Mineola man, was so desperate to be rid of his flab that he allowed his friend to perform liposuction on him in his garage. David died in this make-shift medical clinic, the victim of lidocaine
Relevance: 97.3% |
5.2 KB |
| 3. |
2007 Personal Account: Catching a Buzz
James can tell you the petrogenetic peculiarities of low-alkali tholeiitic basalt after hydrothermal alteration. But our hero James recently demonstrated the significant difference between intelligence and common sense...
Relevance: 86.6% |
6.2 KB |
| 4. |
2000 At-Risk Survivor: Mr. Happy's Vacuum
There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacu
Relevance: 83.9% |
7.4 KB |
| 5. |
2000 Personal Account: Medic!
Anyone who works in the medical profession has come across at least one Darwin Award nominee. When I meet someone who has worked in a hospital, I make it a habit to ask about the most bizarre thing they've ever see
Relevance: 77.3% |
7.9 KB |
