| Rank |
Title |
Size |
| 1. |
2000 Darwin Award: Fantastic Plastic Lover
A husband who frequently asked his wife to cover his nose and mouth with her nightie during lovemaking, decided to add a plastic bag to his repertoire of solo sex tools. Martin, 34, pulled a plastic bag over hi
Relevance: 100% |
5.1 KB |
| 2. |
2008 Honorable Mention: Battered Sausage
Our young hero, accompanied by his concerned young girlfriend, sought professional medical advice. Upon entering the examination room, the young man gingerly lowered his pants and asked for advice...
Relevance: 93.3% |
5.8 KB |
| 3. |
2007 Darwin Award: A Cow-ardly Death
Cambodia | Unwanted amorous advaces resulted in a man's death at the hooves of a violated bovine. Sounds of a scuffle culminated in the discovery of his naked body lying beneath the frightened family cow...
Relevance: 91.9% |
5.8 KB |
| 4. |
2002 Darwin Award: Shoot 'em Off
[CHANGED NAME] Lantern, 30, enjoyed playing a private game with his wife. He would pull down his pants, place the barrel of a shotgun against his scrotum, and tell her to pull the trigger. They had played this game fr
Relevance: 89.3% |
5.4 KB |
| 5. |
2008 Honorable Mention: Bench Press
It's raining. You're lonely. Why not? That was how 41-year-old Xian found himself face down on a bench, and calling for help in the middle of the night...
Relevance: 87.9% |
6.6 KB |
| 6. |
2007 Darwin Award: Falling in Love
South Carolina | A 21 year-old couple was found naked in the road an hour before sunrise by a passing cabbie. Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked cars...
Relevance: 86.6% |
7.2 KB |
| 7. |
2000 Honorable Mention: Mr. Happy's Vacuum
There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacu
Relevance: 83.9% |
7.6 KB |
