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1. 1988 Darwin Award: Death of Dracula
A college student dressed up as Dracula for Halloween. For the finishing touch, he put a pine board down the front of his shirt, so he could stick a knife into the board and pretend he was transfixed with killing stake.
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2. 2007 Personal Account: Hedge Your Bets
Canada | This bright chap got the idea of holding his lawn mower sideways and applying it to his hedge. He was holding the mower deck trimming the hedge, and things were going well, when...
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3. 2002 Darwin Award: Sneakers
Outside a camp for troubled youths, sneakers dangled from the electricity line, presumably tossed there by a camper who enjoyed the challenge and notoriety. But the sneakers were an eyesore to one 20-year-old employee. They
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4. 2006 Darwin Award: Modern Armor
England | Darren's death was a mystery. He was found slumped in the hallway of his house, bleeding from stab wounds. Police initially assumed that an assailant had attacked him. But a year later, the inquest revealed...
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5. 2006 Darwin Award: Score One For Goliath
Florida | A fearsome mythical giant named Goliath was felled by David's humble sling. But a modern leviathan vs. a speargun is another tale altogether...
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