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1. 2006 Darwin Award: High on Life
Florida | Take a deep breath! Two more candidates have thrown themselves into the running for a Darwin Award. The feet of Jason and Sara, both 21, were found protruding from a huge, deflated helium advertising balloon...
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2. 1982 At-Risk Survivor: Lawn Chair Larry
Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell about his exploits. 'I have fulfilled my 20-year dream,' said Walters, a truck driver for a company t
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3. 2008 Darwin Award WINNER: Priest Visits Boss (Balloon Priest) (Padre Baloneiro)
A Catholic priest ascended toward heaven on a helium host of balloons, in homage to Lawn Chair Larry. Sitting for 19 hours in a lawn chair is not a trivial matter...
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4. 1999 Personal Account: Helium and Oxygen Don't Mix
Even I find this story hard to believe, but here's what my family told me at a large family dinner: My Uncle is qualified for a Darwin Award. During his life, he studied
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The Darwin Awards Gift Shop

The Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action

Hardback. 327 pages. Autographed.
$15
185 Stories! In the ongoing saga of Survival of the Fittest, meet the thief who steals electrical wires without shutting off the current! Marvel at the would-be pilot who suspends his lawnchair from helium balloons! Learn from the man who peers into a gas can using a cigarette lighter...!

This book also includes a History of the Darwin Awards, Darwin Haiku, and a dozen humorous discussions of the implications of evolution, including the origin of idiots, and the role of testosterone.

Autographed by Author!

 

 


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