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1. 2001 At-Risk Survivor: Shell Necklace
A 19-year-old Spokane man damaged his hand while attempting to string a necklace of live ammunition. He was punching holes in the shell casings using an awl and hammer, when one of the projectiles exploded in his hands.
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2. 1988 Darwin Award: Death of Dracula
A college student dressed up as Dracula for Halloween. For the finishing touch, he put a pine board down the front of his shirt, so he could stick a knife into the board and pretend he was transfixed with killing stake.
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3. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Caps'n'Hammer Kid
Everyone does dumb things when they're kids. My dumbest decision was almost a life-altering event. At that time, caps--tiny explosive charges sold for use in toy guns--were readily available...
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4. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: White Spirit
Marie-Eve writes: I would like to submit a friend's accident to the Darwin Awards Supreme Court. He doesn't deserve First Prize, but hopefully he could reach the level of special mention...
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5. 2006 Darwin Award: Hammer of Doom
Brazil | August brings us a winner from Brazil who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective...
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6. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Nitrating The Unknown
Brazil | August brings us a winner from Brazil who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective...
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7. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Cap-ping Cap-pow
When I was 9 years old, a 'friend' showed me how to make a decent firecracker out of a roll of caps. Take a pin and load the caps onto it accordion-style...
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8. 2010 At-Risk Survivor: Hard Science: With Zombies!
With Zombies!: Since reading the Zombie Survival Guide, Bub is convinced that the undead will rise up. He cited two facts that I found to be in error. 1) the human skull is one of the hardest surfaces in nature...
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