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21. 2000 At-Risk Survivor: Armed and Dangerous?
When the masked man stormed into the Volksbank and demanded money, the teller complied. Like a child demanding candy, the robber held his bag open with both hands and waited
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22. 2008 Darwin Award: Boner!
New York | A 50-year-old man was bird hunting in Upstate New York with his buddies and his faithful canine companion. When they stopped for a smoke, his dog found a deer leg bone! The man tried to take the bone away dog...
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23. 2007 Personal Account: A Highly Improbable Trajectory
In a suburban ER, the first patient of the evening was a young man suffering fron a gunshot wound. Billy the Kid claimed it was a drive-by shooting, but the bullet traced a highly improbable trajectory...
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24. At-Risk Survivor: Testosterone, Chickens, and Guns
Not far from the Eastern Washington State Hospital, a home for the mentally handicapped, Zach decided to impress his girlfriend by demonstrating his skill at coyote hunting. This 18-year-old high school senior,
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25. 2000 Darwin Award: Rappin' on Heaven's Door
Darwin Award: Some artists bleed for their creative work, but usually not literally. That standard changed on Monday, when a gangster-rap video artist put his final effort into
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26. At-Risk Survivor: Nighttime Fun with Bullets
At the time, he was uncooperative, said the Saline County Sheriff, describing the difficulty deputies encountered in finding the cause of a self-inflicted bullet wound. Perhaps Michael, the 27-year-old
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27. 2009 Darwin Award: Double Parking
Philippines | This small island nation has already produced several illustrious winners. Now, they offer up that rare oddity, the Double Darwin Award. We begin with two businessmen who own adjacent restaurants...
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28. 1999 Darwin Award: Smarter Animals
An Iranian hunter was shot to death near Tehran by a snake that coiled around his shotgun as he pinned the reptile to the ground. Another hunter reported that that the victim, named Ali, tried to catch the snake alive by pressing the butt of his shotgun
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29. 2002 Darwin Award: Shoot 'em Off
[CHANGED NAME] Lantern, 30, enjoyed playing a private game with his wife. He would pull down his pants, place the barrel of a shotgun against his scrotum, and tell her to pull the trigger. They had played this game fr
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30. 1990 Darwin Award: Wrong Time, Wrong Place
A man tried to commit a robbery in Renton, WA. This was probably his first attempt, as suggested by the fact that he had no previous record of violent crime, and by his terminally stupid choices as listed below: 1. The target was H&J Leather
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