||2018 Darwin Award: A Gun Named 'Lorena'
The Buckeye Police Department reports that a man accidentally shot his own sausage while shopping in the meat aisle at Walmart. Arizona law does not require a permit to carry a firearm, so o
||2007 Darwin Award: Crutch, Meet Crotch
Russia | Late one night, Eduard entered the apartment of a handicapped man, who slept peacefully as Eduard quietly cleaned out the valuables. Eduard was preparing to leave when suddenly the man woke up...
||2014 Darwin Award: The Thing Ring
In the interest of public safety, the Darwin Awards editors are releasing this ribald and unsavory event to the public to serve as a warning to adventurous amorous males. The event was brought too our attention by an
||At-Risk Survivor: The Turn Of The Screw
Australia | At the Kalgoorlie Nickel Smelter, one piece of heavy machinery is the screw feeder, a large cast-iron tube with an Archimedean screw inside. As the screw turns, it transports chunks of ore...
||2009 At-Risk Survivor: Bonehead Bowling
Category: Gravity. Location: Cincinnati. Date: Super Bowl weekend. Brad tends to be rather wild at times. Brad was bowling. On one of his turns, he had trouble controlling the ball. Everyone froze...
||2000 Personal Account: Medic!
Anyone who works in the medical profession has come across at least one Darwin Award nominee. When I meet someone who has worked in a hospital, I make it a habit to ask about the most bizarre thing they've ever see