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1. 2010 Darwin Award: Teeming With Crocodiles
South Africa | Let's see, class. Do you or don't you go swimming in the crocodile-infested Limpopo? Do or don't leave the banks of the great grey-green, greasy river and swim in its limpid waters not once, not twice...
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2. 2008 Darwin Award: Not Fast Enough Food
Peter G., 32, was passionate about animals. With his huge heart and gift of connecting with animals, he was the perfect volunteer at Safari's Animal Sanctuary in Broken Arrow. Perfect until he violated the rules and ente
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3. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Hot Buns
Welcome to Sweden. Home of Swedish massage, Swedish cuckoos, and one Swedish meatball who decided to warm himself in an industrial strength oven. The incident took place in freezing February...
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4. 2009 Darwin Award: Doublemint Dumb
In a scientific quest with unknown objectives, a student of the Kiev Polytechnic Institute inadvertently performed a chemical experiment on himself with fatal results. This 25-year-old chemistry student had acquired
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5. 2014 Darwin Award: Delhi Sandwich
Life of Pi move over, Maqsood has a tale to tell. This 19-year-old factory worker joined a White tiger for lunch yesterday in the cat's Delhi zoo home. After being cautioned twice to not climb over the fence enclosin
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6. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Ninja Deer Hunter
A man was out hunting in his favorite spot, a climbing stand in an open creek bottom. One morning he heard a deer blow at his back. He waited until the large buck sauntered just under the tree...
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7. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Not Even Half-Baked
After an extended night shift, our heroine, a working mother, decided to stay up until the kids came home from school. Being a thoughtful mom, the tired woman groggily decided that this was the time to bake a cake.
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8. 2010 At-Risk Survivor: Hard Science: With Zombies!
With Zombies!: Since reading the Zombie Survival Guide, Bub is convinced that the undead will rise up. He cited two facts that I found to be in error. 1) the human skull is one of the hardest surfaces in nature...
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9. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: The Great Fruitcake Incident
Reading 'My Father, the PhD' reminded me of my own father, and in particular, one little incident that came to be known as The Great Fruitcake Incident...
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10. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: The Mane Attraction
One day a young man living in Wroclaw received a letter in a large envelope. One look and he knew it was THAT letter. In Poland, when a man turns 18 he must allow the medical commission to determine whether he i
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