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1994 Darwin Award: Short Circuit
Michael Anderson Godwin was a lucky murderer whose death sentence had been commuted to life in prison. Ironically, he was sitting on the metal toilet in his cell and attempting to fix the TV set when he bit down on a
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2007 Darwin Award WINNER: The Enema Within
Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was 'addicted to enemas' and often imbibed alcohol in this manner...
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1999 Urban Legend: Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks
A Vermont native found himself in a difficult position yesterday while touring the Eagle's Rock African Safari Zoo with a group of thespians from St. Petersburg, Russia. Ronald went to extremes to demonstrate the power of Crazy Glue, one of America's many marvels, to the Russians. To prove the
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1999 Honorable Mention: Stupid Criminal Tricks
These are random snippets collected from emails over the past decade. Their origins and veracity are unknown. Seattle: When a man attempted to siphon gasoline
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1998 Urban Legend: Constipated Elephant
Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly -- and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was
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Hardback. 327 pages. Autographed.