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21. 2005 Personal Account: Volunteer 'Fire' Man
Before beginning this car-repair story, it's worth noting that the universal building code requires gas-fired hot-water tanks in garages to be at least 18 inches off the floor, to prevent accidental combustion of
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22. 2007 Darwin Award WINNER: The Enema Within
Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was 'addicted to enemas' and often imbibed alcohol in this manner...
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23. 2008 Darwin Award: Low Flying Drunks
Canada | Sleeping residents of Chilliwack were awakened by the sound of a small aircraft flying lower than usual. The engine noise was like a mosquito, zooming too close too quick, then veering away. What the bleep was going on...? Darwin Award: Low Flying Drunks: Canada | Sleeping residents of Chilliwack were awakened by the sound of a small aircraft flying lower than usual. The engine noise was like a mosquito, zooming too close too quick, then veering away. What the bleep was going on...?
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24. 2007 Personal Account: The Flaming Shot
After consuming many cocktails at a party, my friends and I had a BRILLIANT idea to pour a shot of GRAIN ALCOHOL and set it on FIRE and drink it. I believe the ultimate goal was to impress the ladies present...
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25. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Agua Ski Calamity
Sun, sea, sand, well-built hombre's in small bathing suits, Mazatlan is everything you could wish for on a long winter holiday. Boats, sunscreen, rum-related judgment-imparing drinks, what could possibly go sideways?
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26. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: The Great Fruitcake Incident
Reading 'My Father, the PhD' reminded me of my own father, and in particular, one little incident that came to be known as The Great Fruitcake Incident...
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27. At-Risk Survivor: Tales from the Finnish Forest
In Scandinavia, Finland is the butt of jokes concerning mosquitoes, trees, and excessive alcohol consumption, so I can't say I hadn't been warned. However, nothing could have prepared me for the stories behind the wounds I treated...
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28. 1999 At-Risk Survivor: Stupid Criminal Tricks
These are random snippets collected from emails over the past decade. Their origins and veracity are unknown. Seattle: When a man attempted to siphon gasoline
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29. 2009 Darwin Award: Tennessee Pee
PERSONAL ACCOUNT / SEEKING Confirmation: A mile down the road from Middle Tennessee State University, a couple of young, very drunk MTSU frat boys climbed a barbed wire fence that was intended to keep lesser mortals o
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30. 2009 Darwin Award: Saw It Coming!
Pennsylvania | A severe storm damaged power lines supplying 17,000 homes. Seven hours after the electricity failed, Mieczyskaw Mil finally los hist patience. The old man had been shooed away repeatedly by firefighters who were guarding the power line...
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