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11. 2007 Darwin Award: Oil Tank Trampoline
Colorado | If you cut the rug on an oil tank, don't light a cigarette or you may find yourself climbing the proverbial Stairway to Heaven. After liquoring themselves up, some teens decided that it would be fun to cavort on a mostly-empty oil tank...
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12. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Popsicle
In the mid-eighties my father sailed on the research ship Regina Maris to study whale populations in Greenland. One night he noticed there were a lot of icebergs floating by the boat. Icebergs! After drinking
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13. 2014 Darwin Award: Double Darwin! Sports Training
Two apparently intoxicated men dared each other to test their courage against an intercity train at a Rotterdam train station. At 1800 hours on a Sunday night, the station was crowded with more than 300 sports fans
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14. 2009 Darwin Award: Double Dip
Greensboro, NC, was inundated with four inches of rain in two hours but Rosanne, 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store nearby where she 'possibly had a beer' before heading home...
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15. 2005 At-Risk Survivor: Robo-Cop
Canada | Canadian winter nights are long and usually quiet, but one exception was the night Constable Morgan responded to a drunk driver call. He caught up to the errant driver and fell in behind...
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16. 2012 Darwin Award: Vodka Blues
The discovery of a 'bottle of liquid' left behind by a trucker ought to set off certain alarm bells...
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17. 2007 Darwin Award: Beer for Bears
Serbia | It's well known that alcohol impairs judgement. It's well known that carnivorous wild animals and humans don't mix. What happens when we combine all three...?
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18. 1996 Darwin Award: Macho Men?
Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Witness Frenchman Pierre Pumpille, of Lyon, who recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. Women thought I was a god, he explained from his hospital bed. Deity or not, however, Pumpille is
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19. At-Risk Survivor: 'Bite Me!'
Oregon | An amateur snake collector caught a 20-inch rattlesnake on the highway. Three weeks later, his captive took its revenge...'
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20. At-Risk Survivor: Definitely Not Deadly
Spain | The warning stated, 'Ingestion of 20 grams is potentially lethal,' but a visitor to the Mycological Conference disagreed with the official assessment of Amanita Phalloides, commonly known as the death cap mushroom...
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