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11. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Motorized Bar Stool
Traffic officer Michael Trotter responded to assist the Newark Fire Department with a man who had suffered injuries from a crash--while driving a motorized barstool!
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12. 2014 Darwin Award: Double Darwin! Sports Training
Two apparently intoxicated men dared each other to test their courage against an intercity train at a Rotterdam train station. At 1800 hours on a Sunday night, the station was crowded with more than 300 sports fans
Relevance: 91.6%
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13. 2007 Darwin Award: Oil Tank Trampoline
Colorado | If you cut the rug on an oil tank, don't light a cigarette or you may find yourself climbing the proverbial Stairway to Heaven. After liquoring themselves up, some teens decided that it would be fun to cavort on a mostly-empty oil tank...
Relevance: 91.6%
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14. 2012 Darwin Award: Vodka Blues
The discovery of a 'bottle of liquid' left behind by a trucker ought to set off certain alarm bells...
Relevance: 90.2%
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15. 2009 Darwin Award: Double Dip
Greensboro, NC, was inundated with four inches of rain in two hours but Rosanne, 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store nearby where she 'possibly had a beer' before heading home...
Relevance: 90.2%
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16. 1996 Darwin Award: Macho Men?
Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Witness Frenchman Pierre Pumpille, of Lyon, who recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. Women thought I was a god, he explained from his hospital bed. Deity or not, however, Pumpille is
Relevance: 90.2%
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17. 2007 Darwin Award: Beer for Bears
Serbia | It's well known that alcohol impairs judgement. It's well known that carnivorous wild animals and humans don't mix. What happens when we combine all three...?
Relevance: 88.8%
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18. 2005 At-Risk Survivor: Robo-Cop
Canada | Canadian winter nights are long and usually quiet, but one exception was the night Constable Morgan responded to a drunk driver call. He caught up to the errant driver and fell in behind...
Relevance: 88.8%
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19. At-Risk Survivor: 'Bite Me!'
Oregon | An amateur snake collector caught a 20-inch rattlesnake on the highway. Three weeks later, his captive took its revenge...'
Relevance: 87.4%
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20. 2007 Darwin Award WINNER: The Enema Within
Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was 'addicted to enemas' and often imbibed alcohol in this manner...
Relevance: 87.4%
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