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1. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Locker Room Humor
After a night spent carousing with friends, squeezing into the locker had seemed like an amusing idea to the man. He shut himself in a train station suitcase locker for fun, but the laughter faded a
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2. 2007 Darwin Award: Ditched
New York | Joe, 20, was drunkenly driving through Wayne County farmland when he steered his car directly into a ditch and knocked over a power line. Oops! How could he rescue his car from the ditch without getting a DUI?
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3. At-Risk Survivor: The Spirit is Willing
Germany | Being frugal can be carried too far! A man returning from holiday in Egypt was carrying two pints of vodka. He ran afoul of security while switching planes. The staff was adamant. He could not take that vodka on the plane...
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4. 2009 Darwin Award: Dying To Go
Traffic was moving slowly on southbound I-95. Shawn Montero had left a Pompano Beach bar with three friends, and now all four were stuck in traffic. You don't buy beer, you just rent it, and Shawn couldn't wait
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5. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Boom Boom Bees
Our hero had just moved into a rental home. The yard had not been mowed in over a year. As he set about mowing down the overgrown weeds, he ran over a foot-wide hole. Out came an angry army of yellowjackets! As he ra
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6. 2008 At-Risk Survivor: Putting the Pain in Propane
Florida | Responding to a request to extinguish a routine trash fire, the Lieutenant said, 'You gotta see this.' An intoxicated group of men had decided that throwing paint cans into their 55-gallon drum fire was fun, but not fun enough...
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7. 2008 Darwin Award: Merry Pranksters
The telephone company was replacing above-ground telephone lines with buried lines. One morning, local farmers reported a smashed-up pickup. Inside were two ranch hands last seen heading home after last call...
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8. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Popsicle
In the mid-eighties my father sailed on the research ship Regina Maris to study whale populations in Greenland. One night he noticed there were a lot of icebergs floating by the boat. Icebergs! After drinking
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9. 2009 At-Risk Survivor: Motorized Bar Stool
Traffic officer Michael Trotter responded to assist the Newark Fire Department with a man who had suffered injuries from a crash--while driving a motorized barstool!
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10. 2014 Darwin Award: Sports Training
Two apparently intoxicated men dared each other to test their courage against an intercity train at a Rotterdam train station. At 1800 hours on a Sunday night, the station was crowded with more than 300 sports fans
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