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31. 2004 Darwin Award: Snake Man
During his snake-handling performance, Boonreung the 'Snake Man' was bitten on the right elbow by a deadly mamba. While a lesser mortal might have rushed to a doctor for a dose of antivenin, the daring 34-year-old had his
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32. 2007 Darwin Award: Pushmi-Pullyu
Germany | Near midnight, a 49-year-old man attempted to impress his wife with his strength. He climbed over the balcony of their 7th floor flat, clung to the outside of the parapet, and began a set of pull-ups...
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33. At-Risk Survivor: Go With the Floe
Denis, described as a 'woodsman,' was previously nominated for an At-Risk Survivor when, hoping to adopt a bear cub as a pet, he stole 'Buddy Bear' from its snarling mother and dragged it behind his jet-ski to sub
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34. 2007 Darwin Award WINNER: The Enema Within
Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was 'addicted to enemas' and often imbibed alcohol in this manner...
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35. 2001 Darwin Award: Fifteen Minutes of Flame
A literary agent found himself dazed and patting out flames when he arrived at a two-alarm house fire equipped with a sandwich, a bullhorn, whiskey and a lawnchair. He settled into his seat perched on the roof
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36. 2000 Darwin Award: Shorties: Stupid Human Tricks
Stupid Human Tricks: Robert, 37, shot himself while explaining gun safety to his wife in Glendale, California, when he placed a .45-caliber pistol he thought was unloaded under his chin and pulled the trigger. Shovestall's wi
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37. 2000 Urban Legend: What's Shakin'?
A mate's mate --- in other words, a builder -- was working on a construction job with an apprentice electrician. The builder was wearing a pair of worn-out blunnies on his feet, with holes in the toes. A r
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38. 2000 Urban Legend: Lobster Vasectomy
This tale proves that crime does pay, if you're fishing for elective surgery to go along with your stolen goods. A 24-year-old supermarket shoplifter stuffed five lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the door, but
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39. 1999 Darwin Award: Snake Charmer?
A man known for his snake catching and charming skills was called to a neighbor's home. They needed an emergency exorcism of a python, which had invaded their dwelling. Hie, 55, rushed into the house and emerged
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40. 2005 Darwin Award: Death Valley Daze
Robert, 35, was eager to hang out with the nudists at the Palm Springs campground in a part of Death Valley where temperatures reached 136 degrees. The track was rough but passable until he was lured into the Sali
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